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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."

"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."

"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."

"Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild."

"Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him."

"Joke from my sociology prof ""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... unless you're at a funeral"

"I can't wait for the season finale of... ...America."

"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."

"WTH? My neighbors say they don't like to spoon!? Even after I stopped sleeping in the nude. And introduced myself. Old people! Amirite?"

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"