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Joke of the Day
"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."
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"I got a $100 bill tattood on my penis, if the wife wants to blow $100 she doesn't even need to leave the house."
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"Cop: Sir, can you step outside please? Me: Sir? Awww! You are SO polite! Cop: Excuse me? Me: Now you're just showing off."
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."
"What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral? A somber-ero."
"Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom."
"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."
"What do tampons and white women have in common? They are both stuck up cunts."