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Joke of the Day
"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."
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"There is nothing stronger than love... Except Rayleigh, Rayleigh is slower but stronger"
"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."
"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""
"""Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them"" - Oh no ""This is Debra"" - aww I like that ""And this is Depanties"""
"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live... I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years."
"I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny"
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes..."
"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."