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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"What's long and hard, except for Asians? Math class. Credit to troller_awesomeness"

"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"

"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."

"pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party."

"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"

"My expertly timed eclipse joke will put all the others in the shade."

"Oh hey, sorry I accidentally rolled out of your bed, across your floor, down the stairs, out the door, into my car and back in my own bed."

"The problem with being an alcoholic time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow."