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Joke of the Day

"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."

"My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats."

"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."

"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"

"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"How do you make 50 old ladies go ""fuck! Shout ""bingo!"""

"Floyd Mayweather will be saddened by the death of Ali I mean just wait until someone reads all these articles to him calling Ali the greatest."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand hexadecimal.. And F the rest."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist I'd have so much cash on me I'd probably get mugged by a black man."

".@petco None of the pets I purchase from you shrug and say ""It's a living"" when I use them in place of household appliances."