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Joke of the Day
"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."
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"I hate having to go to the Starbucks 2 blocks away cuz of the horrible dates with all the baristas at the Starbucks 1 block away."
"My wife always compliments me after an argument. ""I couldn't have married a bigger d!ck"""
"Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot."
"Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!"
"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."
"What is Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin"
"Today, I walked into a restaurant. ""Hi, is my table ready?"" ""No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"" ""No, that's okay."" ""Great, take these salads to table six then."""
"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck my sandwiches before I eat them."
"yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time"