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Joke of the Day

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

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"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies !!! I'm sorry, I'll let myself out."

"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."

"Amy Schumer has died in a gravy flood she got her ears pierced."

"So it's world Philosophy day today and I was trying to think of something deep to say... The best I could come up with was lagoon."

"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."