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Joke of the Day
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"
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"Saw my ex today getting beaten by 5 guys so I went there to help She couldn't stand against the six of us"
"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."
"There was a time when men expected to be your lover without getting with your friends. That all changed in 1996. Let me tell you a story..."
"What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill? Gracias"
"My girlfriend might not be the sharpest girl around. I accidentally left my phone at her house last night. I went back over to get it and saw she had texted me 5 times telling me I forgot it."
"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."
"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"
"How do you know if your wife is dead? Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."