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Joke of the Day

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout."

"Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay."

"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."

"I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed."

"A man is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy: ""Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared."" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""

"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."

"My identity was stolen two days ago. They called today begging for me to take it back."

"What's the difference between a power outlet and a Girl I can turn one on..."

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."