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Joke of the Day

"My identity was stolen two days ago. They called today begging for me to take it back."

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."

"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."

"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."

"Regarding Daughters Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up."

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."

"The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today"

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."