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Joke of the Day

"This sentence contains exactly threeee erors. The third error? The fact that there are only two errors. The fourth error? Running this gag."

"Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore? Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry."

"Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him? Incase he got a hole in one!"

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A few more beers."

"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"

"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls? It was low hanging fruit."

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers."