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Joke of the Day

"I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed."

"Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam."

"Turns out the most difficult stain to remove from bed linens is actually shame."

"What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode? SKU me"

"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."

"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"

"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."

"karma for jokes You dont get it?"

"Alcohol is our worst enemy Good thing Jesus taught us all to love our enemies."

"What good is Twitter if not to make arcane pop culture references that .0002% percent of the population will understand?"