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Joke of the Day

"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."

"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."

"As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization... I have parents"

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."

"Why does a one legged man make a terrible therapist? Because he has less understanding."

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"Joke of the week... /r/leagueoflegends Lmow"

"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."