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Joke of the Day

"Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts ""I AM THOR! I AM THOR!"" His horse replies: ""That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"""

"What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist? You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"I WAS LIKE AND HE WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND SHE WAS LIKE (The speech impediment of the 21st century)"

"Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty? He doesn't pick up after himself."

"What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"

"If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn't, you should know that I ignored you first."