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Joke of the Day
"3 unwritten rules of life: 1. 2. 3."
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"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."
"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."
"What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort? A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!"
"I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended."
"Asians are such bad drivers.. I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"