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Joke of the Day
"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"
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"Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo."
"[school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!"
"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"
"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."
"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."