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Joke of the Day

"sick of bullshit dui checkpoint profiling just because i'm a white male with the jagermeister logo emblazoned across his truck windshield"

"I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet."

"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"

"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine? He doesn't like to be left hanging."

"How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet."

"Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'."

"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."