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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet."

"Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's worth the occasional gold I find."

"What do you call a faked pregnancy? A misconception."

"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""

"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"

"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."

"A doe runs out of the forest and says ""That's the last time I do that for two bucks."""

"How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they arrest the room because it's black."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. Oceans can't talk"

"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in the first grade, who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18."