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Joke of the Day

"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"

"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"

"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"

"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."

"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."

"Never sure of the differences between a crocodile, an alligator, and a staple remover."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday. Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot of you are all teaching my mother new things too. Weird."