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Joke of the Day
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"
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"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."
"You know what the say about men with big shoes? They have big socks."
"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"
"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"my spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at Cosco and build a nest with toilet paper"
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