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Joke of the Day

"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."

"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."

"I broke up with a girl once by leaving a note on the front door that simply said: ""Love doesn't live here anymore, and now, neither do you."""

"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."

"I am My Own Boss Today i was in an auto when auto driver said: ""I love this job... I am my own boss, Nobody tells me what to do.."" Then i replied """"Tern the left"""

"Still super weird to me that humans can make other smaller humans. I wish mozzarella sticks could make other smaller mozzarella sticks."

"Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers"

"You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing"

"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""

"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"