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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"
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"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs."
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"
"Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? He was a foyer."
"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""