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Joke of the Day

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"

"It's funny how if you are a minority and commit a mass murder, you are either a terrorist, thug, or an illegal, but if you are white, then you have a mental disorder and misunderstood!"

"What do giants and strippers have in common? They both grind on bones to make their bread."

"What's easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? Women"

"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."

"[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised? Because he has Force Kin."

"How many times can look at the sun with a telescope? You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!"

"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"

"Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza."