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Joke of the Day

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"

"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."

"My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn"

"What do you call a cold cafe worker? A burrrista."

"My wife's a biology teacher... This morning she asked how I wanted my eggs. I told her, ""Ovariesy."""

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"What did the mod say when he was wrong? [BANNED]"

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"