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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."
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"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"
"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."
"If you keep bending your iPhone 6 you'll eventually have a sweet flip phone."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"
"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"
"Well, that didn't work. Anybody need 1000 custom candy hearts saying ""Threesome?"""
"Jay-Z puts down his phone and rolls his eyes. ""The wife."" ""I hear that!"" says Kanye, trying do the same but accidentally going cross-eyed."
"[in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*"