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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"

"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"

"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer."

"Pigs don't look very smart to me. Sure they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?"

"The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, ""that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."""

"What do you call a dog who digs for bones? A Bark-aeologist"

"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."

"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"

"Q: Where did the kittens go on a class trip? A: To the meow-seum."