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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"

"How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me)"

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"If revenge is a dish best served cold What do I do when my best friend serves me ice cream?"

"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"

"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."

"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more bean would be too farty."

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."

"please, Frankenstein was my creator's name; call me The Monster"

"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""