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Joke of the Day

"Where do you go to get fresh complaints? The whinery."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody."

"I said ""no"" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance. In 2016 I plan on saying ""maybe"" more and then changing it to ""no""."

"Working with horses is hard but it's stable work."

"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."

"Job interviewer: ""Why do you want to join the Secret Service?"" Me: ""It's a secret."" Job interviewer: ""You got the job."""

"Two Pigs Laying In The Sun... One pig says: ""It's so hot out here."" The other pig says: ""I am..."" (_) ( _)>- (_) ""Bacon."""

"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader"

"Want to hear a joke about construction? Sorry, it still isn't finished yet."