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Joke of the Day
"I've been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree"
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"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."
"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."
"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"
"If someone on your bus says ""my butthole is 28"", what do you think that means, exactly?"
"My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming ""HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!"" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit."
"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."
"My friend used the term ""bad ass"" for diarrhea. ""You're badass."" ""I'm... diarrhea?"" ""No I meant you are the shit, man."" ""WHAT???"""
"Rhinos produce 1,346,980 sperm cells per ejaculation... I guess its because they're always so horny..."