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Joke of the Day

"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"

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"Jesus was the original child star who fell in with the wrong crowd and died young."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to fit a lightbulb Juan"
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"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."