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Joke of the Day

"Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?"

"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"

"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."

"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."

"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say, ""I would do anything for love."" On the back, ""But I won't do that."""

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."

"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."