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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock who's there Jo Jo who? Jo moms!"
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"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."
"Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood: ""I Love You"" and ""50% Off""."
"Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58000 cars out in the driveway."
"My son has developed orange and white stripes on his body... Doctors have put him on a course of nemotherapy."
"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."
"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."
"I'm glad we don't call detergent by its full name: Detergentleman."
"2 Muffins are sitting in an oven... One says to the other ""man its hot in here"" the other one yells terrified ""OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""