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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..? I herd."
Next Joke
"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"
"7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit"
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"(business meeting) *drops pen on the floor* *bends over to pick it up* *shirt comes untucked* *all the jelly beans start falling out*"
"Why did the scarecrow receive an award? ...because he was out standing in his field."
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."
"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"
"Hey, strippers named ""Elantra"". It's too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name."