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Joke of the Day
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
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"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
"I lost my job today ""What? How?"" I just wasn't a good housekeeper ""BUT YOU'RE A BEEKEEPER"" Well that explains all the screaming"
"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? COMET"
"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."
"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"
"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."
"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"