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Joke of the Day

"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."

"Why did Rembrandt lose his house? Because he was *Baroque*."

"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"

"Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon."

"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."