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Joke of the Day

"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."

"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk."

"You hear about all of these refugees? Sounds like a Syria's problem."

"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."

"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."

"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."

"If your mom calls you a son of a bitch, you might be a redneck."