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Joke of the Day

"r/jokes is like a guy with short term memory loss. No matter how many times you tell him the same joke, he'll still laugh like he's hearing it for the first time."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."

"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."

"Did you hear Willie Nelson died? He was playing on the road again."

"What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways? Bipolar."

"[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date? Girl:... No? These are raisins"

"I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite. But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up"

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar"