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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"
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"Me: What are your plans for tonight? 13: Think I'll hang out with you and mom. Me: Goddammit...uh I mean that's great."
"What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer? Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!"
"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"
"Kangaroo can jump higher than a house Mostly because houses can't jump"
"When I went off to college my parents threw a great going away party... ...according to the letter they sent."
"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."
"Wings are the leading cause of bird flew"
"What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar and a vector."
"There is never an excuse to use a contract killer Always pay-as-you-go."