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Joke of the Day
"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
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"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"How do you stop a dog humping your leg? Suck it off"
"I drink expresso irregardless of the time, because, for all intensive purposes, its good for my sole. Also, it keeps my brain alot sharper."
"Four guys walk into a bar One ducked"
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"Good friends are like toasters... If you throw them down the stairs, they probably won't make toast for you anymore."
"How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life? He found a lump on his testicle."
"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."