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"What's Vladimir's favorite song? Putin on the Ritz"
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"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
"Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie? Because she was a quack."
"What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!"
"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"
"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"
"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."