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Joke of the Day

"whats the name of the app? Q: Name the app for which all the USERS must be LOSERS? A: TINDER"

"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."

"Why are pills white ? Because they work."

"""can i smoke in here?"" ""sure go ahead sir"" ""thanks"" *lights scented candle* ""can i scatter rose petals in here?"" ""erm- ""can i dim the lights"

"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."

"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"

"What do you call a bunch of Indians running down a hill? A: A mudslide How do you make one? A: Roll a coin down a hill Who is the richest man in India? A: The guy who got the coin"

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"can a women make you a millionaire? yes,if you are a billionaire!"

"My doctor tells me I'm healthy enough for sexual activity...I'm just not attractive enough."