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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"
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"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."
"Nothing says you don't trust your family like pre-payment of your funeral"
"I watched this guy try for an hour to put lipstick on a turd. You can't make this shit up!"
"What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player? Pocahontas"
"What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out..."
"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"
"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"
"[flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) ""I'll have some."""
"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."