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Joke of the Day

"can a women make you a millionaire? yes,if you are a billionaire!"

"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"How much energy does hova's DeLorean require? 1.21 jigga watts"

"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."

"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"

"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"

"If you jump through the hole in a hipster's earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters"

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"