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Joke of the Day

"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."

"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"

"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives."

"The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown."

"What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo"

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."