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Joke of the Day
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"
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"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."
"Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit"
"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."
"I have to give my boss handjobs while he looks at porn after work. Also, I am the boss. Credit:/u/_silver_surfer_"
"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."
"PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory."
"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""
"Polynesian Hey, ever heard of the homesick, nymphomaniac Polynesian girl? Yeah, she kept longing for Samoa...."
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."