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Joke of the Day

"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady? But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?"

"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"

"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""

"I have used contact lenses my whole life... I can apply them with my eyes closed."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."

"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."

"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"