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Joke of the Day
"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."
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"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"
"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""
"My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"
"A black guy, Chinese guy, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Get the fuck out."""
"A Mexican magician... A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...he disappeared without a tres."
"Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less."