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Joke of the Day

"What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church? A condom."

"The people you may know list should be renamed to, the people you may want to block."

"Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today & I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying ""curiosity was here"""

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"

"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."

"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."

"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"

"How does someone become a sex expert? They learn the ins and outs"

"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"