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Joke of the Day
"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."
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"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."
"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."
"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""
"Did you hear they are trucking tons of coal to Mt. Rushmore? There going to add Obama."
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."