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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"7: Where are you and Mom going tonight? Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today."

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."

"What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be? Feyonce."

"My wife and I were discussing people owning weird animals... and she said, ""I've always wanted to get a manatee."" I said, ""That's very kind of you. I will take it with two sugars."""

"Just once, I'd like to sleep as deeply as a cartoon sheriff whose keys are dangling seductively from his belt."

"Jake Butt wins tight end of the year http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2015/12/michigans_jake_butt_wins_big_t.html"

"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"

"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""