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Joke of the Day
"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""
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"What bounces and makes kids cry? The cheque I just sent to Save the Children."
"I like to reinvent myself every year, last year I was a small Italian woman and the year before that a bear."
"Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say ""is that potato? Will buy."" Second Latvian say ""No, is wife."" Both men sad."
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"
"I tried looking up another word for butthurt But I can't find my thesoreass."
"We have great news. We're pregnant! -Awesome! Do u know the sex yet? Of course we know 'the sex'. How do u think we got pregnant, silly?"
"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"
"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."
"How does the Terminator lose weight? By counting Kylereese."