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Joke of the Day

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"

"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"

"Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust A guns only weakness is Obama and rust."

"In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks. They have no idea where the baby is."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs."

"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."

"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"

"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."