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Joke of the Day
"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"
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"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."
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"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"