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Joke of the Day

"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"

"How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room."

"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."

"I was going to commit seppuku the other day. But I didn't have the guts to go through with it."

"Twilight and Hostess are over. It's a sad day for fat girls."

"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."

"How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach"

"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"

"""SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH"" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)"

"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."