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Joke of the Day
"Every woman has an inbox. She carries it with her just in case she gets male."
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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey did you see Donald Trump talking about his dick on tv last night? Can you believe that fucking guy might be president?"""
"[NSFW] MY wife walked in on me fucking my daughter... I wasn't sure if she was surprised by the fact that I was fucking my daughter, or the fact that the abortion clinic gave me the fetus..."
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"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."
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"I just realized... I've been on reddit ALL FUCKING YEAR!"