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Joke of the Day
"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."
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"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"
"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"
"Whats the point of calling it ""secret Santa""? Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa."
"[deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I'll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No! [dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it"
"Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday"
"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"